The Limerick WG Strikes Back

Hello *,

many of you will already have seen the recent ACTIVITY REPORT
of the Limerick WG. Thank you very much, Roderick, for compiling
all that information.

While idling on the train home, I used the spare time to
compose a few more limericks which I think might be good
for a laugh (or two).

limerick:    LIM-SYNFLOOD
descr:       On syn flooding attacks
text:        A Bad Guy's (TM) host in Kent
text:        Bazillions of SYN packets sent
text:        Until buffers starved
text:        And syslogds barfed.
text:        We hope this guy soon will repent.
author:      JS268-RIPE
source:      RIPE


limerick:    LIM-WG-CANCELLED
descr:       Limerick WG report cancellation
text:        The Limerick group worked all night
text:        To get all those limericks right.
text:        But their presentation
text:        Was dropped -- what frustration!
text:        Hey folks, wasn't THAT impolite?
author:      JS268-RIPE
source:      RIPE


All standard smileys apply. No offense meant.


[I'm wondering why I'm in the networking business.
 In my next life I'll probably be a poet.]



	Jens Schweikhardt
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